June 2012
wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and performÂ
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguireÂ
lorarouge:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
how i look when i do my makeup
whatshouldfashioncallme:
expectations:
reality:
(Guy admits he's addicted to sex) Everyone: Oh that's normal.
(Girl admits she's addicted to sex) Everyone: DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING LOOSE PUSSY?! CAN A WATERMELON FIT IN THERE?! YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE. GO GET PUSSY SURGERY TO TIGHTEN YOUR PUSSY BACK UP. YOU FUCKING SLUT. SLUT SLUT SLUT.
May 2012
5th grade
friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
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