wheretheducksgo: what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though like she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform like did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or what happened to lizzie mcguire
lorarouge: my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
how i look when i do my makeup
whatshouldfashioncallme: expectations: reality:
(Guy admits he's addicted to sex) Everyone: Oh that's normal.
(Girl admits she's addicted to sex) Everyone: DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING LOOSE PUSSY?! CAN A WATERMELON FIT IN THERE?! YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE. GO GET PUSSY SURGERY TO TIGHTEN YOUR PUSSY BACK UP. YOU FUCKING SLUT. SLUT SLUT SLUT.
friend: spell ICUP
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD